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When 2 guys perform sexual intercourse with 2 girls, the 2 men stand as one is receiving oral the other is performing anal, the other female is propped up receiving oral from one man and making out with the other
Mike and I pulled off a London tower at Christina's birthday
There is only one guy in London his name is John
John Sadly is still the only guy in London
The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
Jack Avery from Why Don’t We accidentally labeled London as a country in an interview
“Name youre three top favorite country’s”
Jack: uh...Finland! U-uh...-LONDON!
Tehe London the Country was born
The cutest Silliest people alive And they are so silly They are the best....hashtag JULI AND LONDON!!! forEVA
juli and london are so SILLY!!
about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib
Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.
Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.
Don't pull a London