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You're best mate forever(or BMF) is someone you can always count on. They are always down to hang out, make you happy, and joke around. BMF tend to have crushes on their friends, which makes them simps. If you are lucky enough you can find the perfect BMF in a smart, pretty, and kind girl.
My Best Mate Forever just bought me a ring for my birthday.
The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.
Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha
Mum: I love the part where h-
Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?
Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside
when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out
The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5
When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.
My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.
It’s like friends with benefits but hotter
Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out