short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!
A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.
"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"
Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace
Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.
Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.
An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).
Hey, look at that midget.
(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)