Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”

Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!

Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.

Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him

Mike honcho

Watch talladega nights

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho

Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.

"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."

Mike's Doubleshot

When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.

"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."

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Jack mike

1. To take over a microphone during a rap battle. 2.To be on top of your game.

1. "He was a weak M.C.so I had to make a jack mike move."
2. Person 1 " How are you sir ?"
Person 2 " Man, I'm jack mike"

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