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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 15, 2024


Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021


Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 1, 2017


Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022


Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 8, 2021


mississippi boob tug

When during sexual intercourse your partner request that you grab her left boob with your right hand in a forceful and twisting manner. This is to distract the male when he is about to cum. Think about this as a "reset button" for male partners who aren't able to perform well in bed and need to last a little bit longer. It finds its origins in Mississippi from a Walmart shopper who tugged the boob of a cashier to distract them long enough that they could run away without paying for the goods. To truly qualify as a Mississippi boob tug, the boob needs to be fake and pop. Allowing extra time.

I was about to come so I mississippi boob tugged her.

by livinglyfe;) March 16, 2016


Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 25, 2025