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Murdered By Words

A phrase used to describe brutal, well-deserved comebacks.

Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*

"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"

by Someone who kinda exists April 23, 2024


Mommy must murder

A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.

Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok

by Xopkm April 24, 2021


murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.

Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.

by JeyBloo May 31, 2015


Murderous Turkey

Reverse Thanksgiving.

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"

by Pop Pop Zucchini November 24, 2015


murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018


Boba Murderer

Warning: This contains information on the psychopath we like to call, Boba Murderer. Boba was born on March 23rd, Boba has a very wild personality. Being the simp she is, she has a history of being a flirt in her real life school. Boba has threatened to break my ankles at least 200 times. Boba loves doing anything DreamTeam Related!! Her hobbies include: Binge watching minecraft manhunt, drawing, listening to music, annoying me, and playing minecraft! She likes calling me gay alot, i just don't mind and try to ignore it.

POTATO: "BOBA MURDERER, NEW YOUTUBER HUH?"
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-

by PurplePotatoXD YT October 7, 2020


murder gun

Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.

"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.

by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012