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If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.
Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern
A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.
Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.
Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.
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when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww shit, suck me off with a condom on
u say it when something bad happens
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Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."
Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
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The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
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