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A godly figure that is most likely to cause you pain and misery. To summon him you must decapitate five people and put one head on each point of the pentagram and have someone squatting in the middle.
I am thank you to the lord Mr. Danny you shall take my blood and drink it as it strains through the invisible hands
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The act of sucking dick with an upper decker (other wise know as an upper lip full of chewing tobacco), until the recipient ejaculates. then you must swallow the spit and jizz.
“Last night i bought a 3 cans of Copenhagen wintergreen long cut and gave my boyfriend a Danny compa”
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An unusually tight pair of jeans that the wearer, also usually a hipster in denial, insists are not "skinny jeans" but are definitely tight enough to outline his entire package.
Dude these aren't skinny jeans they're Danny jeans.
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The act of letting your sister and her down on his luck husband move into your house only to carry on a homosexual relationship in exchange for free rent
While Becky is hard at work trying to make a better life for her family her brother pulls a danny tanner forcing her husband Jesse to sleep with him so Jesse doesn’t have to find a real job and can persue his dream of making it as a musician
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the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.
It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.
HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!
That's right asshole!
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A based gigachad who carried the allies in both world wars and saved millions of people
"oh my god that guy is ending the war"
"he must be a danny gonzalez enjoyer"
Danny is a sweet boy who hides his emotions and no matter how close u get with him he will always refuse to open up. Its hard to get him to love you but when he does he wont let go. When you find yourself with a Danny in your life, DONT let him go. He is precious.
Bit of a player but when he falls in love, he lets every side ting go and focuses on you entirely. I feel sorry for the people that lost him. When you lose a Danny, its hard to get him back. Life will never be the same without a Danny in your life. If your reading this you know who wrote this.
person A: I miss Danny Carey-Nash so much
person B: What happened with you and Danny???
person A: He left me
person B: well it was stupid to let him go
person A: I know.