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When a man has an orgasm so intense he is exhausted to the point where he needs rest.
Kayla sucked my dick so good I busted a soul nut and woke up the next morning.
When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!
James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!
*6 Hours Later*
James: Hey, where you at man!?
John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.
James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"
Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.
No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.