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The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.
He took an hour because he was marker wiping.
Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.
Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.
Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence
I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush
a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping
Your such an ass wipe.
Thanks i love ass wipes
This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”