When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting
crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry
All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.
When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.
Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"
(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.
Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle
A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.
Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.