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Noodle Time

When it’s time for noodles

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”

by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019


Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 23, 2020


Bootie noodles

Another word for chitlins

Yo you seriously bout to eat those bootie noodles

by Imagetry February 21, 2023


Yenny noodle

The most perfect person anyone could ask for. She’s so cute and kind and helpful. When she takes her clothes off she’s sexy af and can make anyone wet. Her fingers and tongue are unbelievable. She has the ability to make anyone happy and is very unique

You’re my favourite yenny noodle

by Lmao I’m gay June 23, 2019


Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023


noodle day

November 1 is Noodle day, create the best dish using ramen!!!

Guy: Hey dude is Noodle day!!!
Guy: OH YEAH MAN LETS CREATE SOME GOOD NOODLES!!

by NoodlesForlife October 30, 2020


rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 19, 2013