cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

High as a noodle

When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.

Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"

spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex

Jill is a pure noodle.

Send Noodles

Noodles means nudes , also meaning to send every month on the third like rent

Hey Bae I'm bored and can't do anything in quarantine, can you send noodles