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to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth
to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,
that is the question
When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.
random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."
I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off
Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!
Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you