Where do you want to eat?

When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).

Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.

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i want to punch you

I want to punch you is code for I want to suck your dick

I want to punch you so much

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do you want free chicken nuggets

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you

tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

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jub jub wants rub rub

jub jub wants rub rub means that a person who is named Jacqueline wants sex.

"OMG, I heard that jub jub wants rub rub."
"No way! She is such a slut."

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I want to kill the president of the United States

Something that if you say it in public in the us, you can get arrested for some reason

I want to kill the president of the United States

i want to know how is her water

how is his/her water how does the person thing how is the way that they deal with, other people

did you talk with your crush yet, I want to know how is her water first

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

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