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Rule Number One

In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.

Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!

by StoleTheCookies September 27, 2009


Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.

Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.

by Mels 2 November 24, 2011


Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

by Karonaway November 09, 2007


Bill Clinton number

The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.

Her Bill Clinton number is 4.

by halcyontrooper March 16, 2011


my number eight

Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."

Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."

by Kimmi Hauser September 23, 2007


the girl number formula

The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated

actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2

A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"

by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 03, 2011


avacados number

The dealers number

Hey I need some weed)dude
I'm out hold on I'm dialing my avacados number)dealer

by chachi88 May 26, 2015