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In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.
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The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.
Her Bill Clinton number is 4.
Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."
Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."
The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated
actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2
A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"
The dealers number
Hey I need some weed)dude
I'm out hold on I'm dialing my avacados number)dealer