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cock block

Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.

When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!

by Tank AKA The other boy blue March 17, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


d block

A Yonkers rap group consisting of Jadakiss, Styles P, and J hood. The group is named after Jadakiss' cell block in jail.
To steal, rob

Yo i straight d blocked that bitches shit.

by chantel c December 6, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew block

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.

"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

by dantheman wec February 6, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Box Block

Much like the term cock block for men; the Box Block is the reverb for a female. Defining the actions taken when one female steps in front of another female to void a sexual advance from a man.

This guy was totally hooked and about to take me home until Linda totally Box Blocked her!

by Scott Blau January 26, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


d-block

1)a level of a prison/jail (floor)
2)to steal something

1)yo.. i'm locked in the d-block
2)OH SHIT! I TOTALLY JUST D-BLOCKED THAT MO FUCKA'S STEREO!

by skimbad August 28, 2003

69๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


spock block

whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)

in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.

by ragnar's vw May 13, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend

Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure

by Maggers53 June 27, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž