When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.
pronounced (vej-ass)
meaning when someone farts a lot and takes major stinky deuces as a result of eating a lot of vegetables(veg)
Goddammit Drew! It smells like shit in here! You've got some major veg-ass you damn vegetarian!
A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
1) Forgetting something extremely important
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.
Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.