girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends
rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"
The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.
Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.
Person A: *disagrees with person B*
Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!
Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.
Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups
Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...
Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...
Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:
Fuckin' board game whiners...
Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people
Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro
Something to snort lines of coke off of
Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.