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When a man is very close to a woman and does not want to date them
He totally bro-zoned her when she asked him out
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Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?
Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
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A bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with "bro's" that dirtbike. They die their hair half blonde, half black. Wear brands such as Skin, SoCal, and SRH. They like to smoke weed, drink beer, be ignorant, oh and they DGAF (don't give a fuck.) You can usually find these types of fake girls at the mall, in No Fear stores... or at southern California teen parties, usually doing a keg stand or smoking a bong.
Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she rolls with his crew, but those guys only chill with her because she gives them head.
A bro hoe typically wears bandannas, drives lifted trucks, over do their mascara, have belly-button piercings that flaunt their beer belly, smoke and drink to prove to the "bro's" that they're chill.
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Like a Blow Job but it isn't gay because its called a bro job ;)
Guy 1: "Heard Tony gave Kyle a bro job in the bathroom last week"
Guy 2: "that's gay"
Guy 1: "No it's not, cuz he said bro"
Guy 2: *dies*
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A bro rapist is one who takes advantage of and sexually assaults unsuspecting and innocent bros.
Whitfield is a bro rapist because he carries a large bag of black dildos with him at all times.
Lynn is a bro rapist because he buys cases of Axe body spray to use as bait for unsuspecting bros.
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A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.
B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"
Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
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