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Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.
"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.
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A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.
*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."
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slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"
Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"
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a rave party on a couch with alot of grinding and kissing
"Oh man this weekend was crazy!" said justin
"Why? What happened?"
Said Nic
"Well Me and the cheerleaders had an eskimo couch party! It was insain!" said Max
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An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)
RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.
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falling in love: as you become closer and have more feelings for them, you sit closer and closer to them on the couch/chesterfeild.
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch
jim and jill meet: they sit on opposite ends of the couch at a party
jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)
jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)
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One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
Friend: You good man?
Me: Nah. I've been having a Noodles-on-the-Couch Day since I woke up.
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