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hotel toast - someone who used to be hot... but isn't now.
he used to be really hot... but now he's hotel toast
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When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.
Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire
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A traditional toast where everyone whips their dicks out and vigorously slaps them on the table
“We propose a Viking toast in honor of the bride and groom.”
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English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.
Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.
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an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen
my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01
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expression used the same way as "that sucks"
Princy: gosh you're so smart
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
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When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .
I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.
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