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Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.
I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.
Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.
A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....
You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”
Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol
A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.
Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.