Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.

1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

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paint your date

When a guy busts a rather large load all over a girl after sex.

It is to be used in reference and mockery to Fraternity/Sorority date parties themed and named "paint your date"

A guy cums all over you - especially more than normal...

you say:

"What is this, paint your date?"

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mexican face paint

during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression

so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!

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painting your nails

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

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paint dat ho

When a male reaches orgasm he directs the flow of his semen all over the female's body, typically using vertical paintbrush motions. Ejaculation may be directed at the females face.

Lil' Rapper: I said bitch, drop it real low
Ugh, watch me paint dat ho
Young Rapper: Hit her wit dat whitewash
dat whitewash

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Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

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Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.

Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.

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