penguin 5 5 5 5

to misconstrue, to lie

I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.

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Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves

I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious

Penguin Fucker

Penguin Fucker: a Norwegian person

hallo
a fucking racist: ew are you a Penguin Fucker

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

penguin goddess

Basically the goddess of penguins and all things related to penguins.

I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "