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Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013


Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads

I wanna lil mama as bad as miss pet

by Me crumptons fave person September 29, 2020


passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.

Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

by QuacksO July 7, 2018


pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.

"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names

by lovelygutz December 4, 2022


Pet names

A pet name is a kinky name to address someone as in kitten, doggie, or any names of pets.

That’s my kitten, we like to use pet names

by PedicurePool November 9, 2022

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Littlest Pet Shop (2012)

A cute and entertaining cartoon series based off of a Hasbro toy line of the same name that aired from 2012-2016. The show is centered around an aspiring fashion designer named Blythe Baxter who obtains the ability to communicate with animals.

"I see you collect Littlest Pet Shop toys. Have you seen the animated show: Littlest Pet Shop (2012)?
"Yes, I love it! Sugar Sprinkles and Sunil are my favorite pets."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024


we got pets boooyahh

the most elite friend group on planet earth, no one can hv a better friendship then them they are just tooo over powered and i mean what can i sayy bruhhh... consists of 4 girlssssss

we got pets boooyahh is the best friend group of the century

by why.do.u.wanna.know May 28, 2021