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Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.

"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "

by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020


Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024


The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

by III TTT June 20, 2020


riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011


pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.

Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.

by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017


Pizza with pineapple

A phrase often used in place of anal sex.

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”

by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021


Sea Pineapple

an edible ascidian usually consumed in the Korean penninsula. They live in shallow waters, commonly attached to any surface like socks and artificial structures.

"So I was diving about, and I say a sea pineapple attached to this boat."

by yogha March 19, 2024