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The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever
Just google it
Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
Post-fall is the term used by Sherlock fans to tell you that whatever you are talking about happened after Sherlock jumped off the hospital. Often used in fanfiction.
Pre-fall means before the fall.
Person 1: Have you read my latest fanfiction?
Person 2: No when is it set?
Person 1: Post fall
n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.
n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!
The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed
When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."