When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.
Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.
When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli
A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods
B: Is she asleep? Or dead?
A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.
Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!
Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!
Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.
Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.
Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato
"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"
A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples
Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away