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When ya chick shits on yo dick.
My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.
Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim
Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy
Over the course of one day, One will release diarrhea constantly between breakfast until dinner in small spirts.
Since Joey had been pranked by his friends with a cup of laxative after he ate a whole bowl of ice cream, the next day he had a Man-Made River.
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The act of putting one's penis into a loose woman on her period.
Even though Levi's girlfriend was on her period, he decided to go Red River Rafting and plunged into that pussy.
Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea
I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her
Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad
Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit
You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river
Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us
Girlfriend:shut up Dave
Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you