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A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."
"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"
"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."
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When you have two girls to rub your manhood at once.
John was double dick rubbing last night. He had two chicks on him all night.
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When you rub someone's stomache and give them anal through their belly button without consent
Hey sir, would you like a belly rub?
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A fingering technique used on women. Women are bent over while the middle and ring finger are inserted while the pinky rubs on the clit.
I gave her that good Reverse Spock Finger Rub.
Hey bro lemme tell you about the Reverse Spock Finger Rub.
Playing games - an app - on a tablet computer or smartphone
Variations:
Tap tap: predominantly typing
Rub glass: not typing
I'm off to tap tap rub glass
A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."
"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.
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An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.
"You get some from the old lady last night?"
"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."
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