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A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
All hail!
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A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.
Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.
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Someone that tries to treat a female special to make himself look wonderful, when really he's a monster beneath the surface.
That guy with the Santa Claus complex has a gift for you, he's not even trying to hide it. He is arrogant and aloof about his Santa Claus complex.
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Ingredients: 1 footlong hotdog, Hatch green chile, mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, hot buns.
To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.
After a long, strenuous day at the gallery, there's nothing better than a couple of Santa Fe Hotdogs!
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santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it
Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.
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1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
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