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The Joesy Special is a fabled and unique sex position developed from the mystic arts, in which the man cuffs the ladies breasts underneath while he is enduring intercourse from the rear end. The Joesy Special is a once in a lifetime experience, once you have mastered the Joesy Special, you'll never go back.
SHE WONT BE SAYING THAT WHEN SHE GETS THE JOESY SPECIAL.
Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.
I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.
What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.
The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.
When your jitterbug puts his hand under and between your legs from behind. Grabbing your balls and gooter with maximum efficiency.
Last night I work I gave my new manager a Reggie special to welcome him to the team!
When you jack off on a picture of your friends girlfriend
Nate gave the Shannon special to jasons anniversary poster
A new truck that you like soo much you won't even drive it
I can't take my special truck to work because Lea parks too close to my spot
One shot of rot gut tequila with two tablespoons of olive juice and a dash of tobacco sauce
I can't stomach this shitty tequila! Well then we'll just make Hector special's