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What happens when you poor Obama sauce on your vanilla ice cream and shove it in Mitt's asshole.
In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
The genitalia of a transgender woman.
Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!
When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"