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A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.
"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."
Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.
A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.
The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.
Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.
Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.
Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.
Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.
Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”
“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.
When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach
Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs