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Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."
Person 2: "Cool story, bro."
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A horror show that airs on FX. The first season just ended and a second one is in production. The show was centered on the Harmon familie's experience in a haunted mansion filled with trapped spirits. It is not the typical haunting plot, the twists are never expected, and it is an incredible show.
person one: Hey, did you see the American Horror Story finale yesterday?
person two: Yeah, it was insane! It was totally unexpected!
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A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
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An amazing, twisted, creepy show. It's about a house that is haunted (and it truly is not as kooky as it sounds), and a family move there for a fresh start.
There are some pretty intruiging characters too, like Addie (sadly she dies) and Violet, and Tate. Tate is basically a phsycopath (but Violet, who is the daughter of the family, goes out with him).
It's quite confusing, and some of the ghosts are a bit scary. That might just because I am a wimp though...
The current series has finished, ending with many many more ghosts in the house. Spooky.
Person 1: Did you see American Horror Story last night?
Person 2: Yeah, Tate shot his whole school up. He's messed up dude.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but so hot. Shame he's dead and crazy.
Person 2: True, life sucks.
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Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
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a really hot thing when two girls get together
lesbian sex story:
the girl if my dreams. she was standing in front of me with a white button up half unbuttoned and lace panties. she had legs and tits for days. she was getting ready for a date with her bf and i was so so jealous. she turned and looked at me and i couldn’t help myself. i walked up to her, grabbed her waist, and kissed her. she kissed me back and i started undoing the rest if her buttons. i looked at her and saw her nipples poking through her lacy black bra that matched her sexy panties. i lightly caressed her massive tits and unhooked her bra, revealing them in full glory. i fondled them as i kissed her then started sucking them. then i leaned back and stripped for her as she started rubbing her clit over her panties and stared at me. then i went back to her and ate her pussy. i started licking and she moaned and whispered “yes baby keep going. make me cum. yes baby my god.” i licked, kissed, and nibbled while playing with her boobs. i looked up and she gave me crazy fuck me eyes. then she twerked on my face and tasted all her juices. after i finished she returned the favor. then we sixty-nined and she moaned my name all night. “OH FUCK YES THATS SO GOOD YES BABY!” then we scissored. she grinded her pussies together so good that she squirted on my leg. needless to say: her bf got dumped that night and we make love everynight now.
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Weird stories about either a girl that can't keep her legs closed or someone that nukes their grandma's house because she didn't give them an extra cookie
My Story Animated is weird
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