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A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.
When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise
Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise
When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.
I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.
An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.