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whenever you send money, or give a friend cash you must give the same amount to the witnessing party as long as they say "skee-tax" started by the rapper skee mask as a sign to give credit to everyone
you: I'm gonna bless you up with $10 dollars
person: thank you gang!
skeetaxxer: hey don't forget the "skee-tax"!
When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip
I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.
When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
what we live in
Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.
When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"