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A criminal task that is required to be performed by pledging members of a gang to show their allegiance to the cause of the gang and a condition of membership for the gang.
Big G proved his test of faith by robbing the gas station.
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When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.
Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.
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When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.
Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear a signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear a ding. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test goes up to 247 and is to see how much laps people can do before they stop.
I got 247 on the Fitnessgram Pacer Test yesterday!!!
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To see if a females head or sex is good enough to be with her.
GUY 1: Is John with that new girl at work?
Guy 2: Na. He jus tryin to test drive that bitch. Gotta see how she rides first.
Guy 1: Ok. Make sure she'll go all the way. Not get you half way there and quit on you.
GUY1: Exactly.
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Bruh I died yesterday when I got a 246 on the fitnessgram pacer test, not a 247
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An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:
1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).
2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).
3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.
Example:
Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'
Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.