Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”

Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

Sit Arounds

To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.

Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.

Often happens before going out.

Not to be confused with 'afters'.

We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.

I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.

sit small

Bahamian expression, originally derived from the admonition to persons using shared space, eg, on public transportation or a park bench, to not spread themselves, but extended to apply persons in politics, business etc to stick to what is within their knowledge or competence and avoid offering gratuitous advice

The former representative, who did little for public housing, should sit small and let those now in charge get on with their project

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.