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Taking free stuff under false pretenses; not coming through on your e-thuggery
I bought someones PSP on the internets, but he took the money and never shipped it.
Dude, you got Alexed!
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Someone that resembles a little Danny Devito
Alex is a little Danny Devito
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A complete cunt. Hair is brighter than a supernova, even a hairdresser cannot handle it. If he was drowning in the sea a lifeguard would ignore him. Drifts around for 80 years waiting for death, cannot find the words to come out to his parents so fucks CD holes. Loves cutting brakes (especially red Porsches!). The reason aliens won't visit is because of Alex's hair.
Damn its sunny today, oh wait its only Alex, lets shoot him. Alex is the resurection of Jesus, lets shoot him. Haha look Alex is walking in the wind! Should we go back in time and stop Alex's birth? YEH SURE!
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a man who is a very cheap liar! he likes to be a player. he also will not ever say it, but enjoys butt sex very much. he will end up gay.
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wetard and small shimp dik bouy he luv dat dik. he swallow dik all day man he luv dat shit. he try to get dem gil but he to ugly to get a girl. plus he gay af.
nobody:
Alex: WHo got da biggest dik?
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A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.
Alex, what's your turn on?
Alex: I like when girl's are bitches.
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