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Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.
Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.
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to shit in a condom and freeze it to be used
she uses canadian dildo all the time
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previously known as the beaver, and recently brought to light by conservative comic Stephen Colbert from a recent trip with our winter olympic team to Canada;
canadian history is a sexual act performed by two mounties, a civilian with the use of a moose, a stanley cup , maple syrup, and a beaver. In this act a mounty preferably a male is sodomized by a the moose while the other one cuddles on the floor with the stanley cup while performing felacio on the civilian who had already trapped the beaver in his anus. This sexual act is all made possible due to the extent use of maple syrup as a form of lubricant.
for example: Talk show host stephen colbert recently gained a wide knowledge of "canadian history" from his recent trip up north this winter.
slogans: canada where a moose can get loose!
where mounties would mount you!
and my favorite
canada, where stephen colbert stuck a beaver in his derriere!
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Where a women's labia hangs low like when you buy a steak canadian sandwich and the bap is not big enough so some of the thinly sliced meat hangs loose resembling a women's labia.
Me and my girlfriend made love for the first time last night only problem is her vagina hangs down like a steak canadian.
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Big, greedy ass Canadian railroad that has invaded the US and acquired several American railroads such as the Grand Trunk Western and EJ&E. They like to paint their colors over engines which were originally painted in the colors of the railroads they acquired before those railroads are 100% phased out. They do it just to piss off us railfans! CN locomotives are red/black with the CN in white letters. Canadian Pacific does the complete opposite to railroads it acquires, AND provides a better working environment for its employees!
Railfan 1: Hey look! It's an old Canadian National locomotive with the zebra stripes!
Railfan 2: Fuck CN! Those greedy bastards took over the WC!
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When you pour a bottle of maple syrup over your lady when having sex in a Tim Hortons Bathroom.
"Hey Sarah, why are you so sticky?"
"Oh Jim decided to give me a Canadian Tuxedo yesterday."
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Self employed, driving the company car, married to a wife who works, good credit, a house, and a cat and dog, and a good retirement fund in their 30's-40's, bills paid on time all the time and most importantly..good health + free gas.
Damn, what have I done wrong? I don't know if it was working for mcdonalds, owning a shitbox, married the wrong woman, bad credit, renting a house, the wrong pets, late bills, or this habbit of smoking that cost me my retirement fund and health and gas money.
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