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When you stick your penis into a buried penis pseudocavity
Lets try duke city docking tonight
The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command
Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine
That kid who always parties, and is really fun to hang out.
The girl who is loved by everyone, because she's a boss.
OMG! Pumpkin Duke is inviting me to his house!
WE'RE GONNA PARTY!!!!
"Thank you very much" - Johnny Bravo, 1997-2004.
Blaze :)
"That Duke Buckley bloke is about as powerful as Johnny Bravo fuck me"
The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
A cookie duke is a crazy person, kind of like the crazy people in Disney movies.
"He's a real cookie duke, that fellow."
On Feb 26 the one the greatest man who lived throughout centuries Mr. DeeBlock Duke Dennis our glorious king well renowned glorious birthday.
Yo, It's Feb 26. It's Duke Day!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what that means finna throw sum on the grill and not go to work