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The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood
homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food
you: i don't speak english
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Anyone speak something a the person can’t understand and he/her thinks it’s english.
Sam: I not know this question for answer
Brad:Do you even English?
Sam:Not I know.
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A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.
Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?
Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?
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a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).
Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.
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Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.
Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words
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December 14th every year. A day where students don't attend school to help raise money for Cancer Research UK (CRUK)
English National No School Day takes place On December 14th. On this day you *DO NOT* go to school.
When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)
dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english