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When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob
Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.
Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident
An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.
On a Sunday, go to your grandma’s house, put shredded cheese in your butthole, let melt and then fart.
Friend one: dude! It’s Sunday!
Friend two: Okay I’ll get the cheese grater
Sunday’s at grandmas
when a grandma is doing karaoke in front of a group of people espically the grandkids
grandma-oke is when cool hip grandma is singing karaoke with her grandkids to modern music