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1.The act of masturbating with a twenty dollar bill (President Jackson's face is on the $20 bill).
2. A cheap blow job done by a disease-ridden hooker.
3. An anal sex technique in which the man pulls globs of shit out of his partner's ass and then smears it on the partner's back.
I try not to do the dirty Jackson because it either hurts my dick (1), gives me the clap (2), or makes me puke on my girl's back (3).
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The seventh president of the United States; gunfighter, lover, war hero, man of the people, made enemies on a daily basis just to have something to do. He didn't give a crap about what anybody said.
2012 US debt: 16000000000000 dollars.
1835 US debt: 0.0 dollars.
(That's without inflation)
Andrew Jackson would kick Kim Jong Un's ass; Andrew Jackson with one day as president would bring an end to all terror.
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A person whos self confidence is too high for the level of the skill he obtains. His actions sometimes lead him to a 3 year ban from amusement parks, which then makes him cry himself to sleep.
Jackson Burke is a re-tard
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1. a title of a hit movie that came out around 1988. It is a parody of the James Bond films, which are a spoof in their own right in the first place.
2. Action Jackson got his nickname because he was spooted in his beat (off).
1. The film "Action Jackson" made quite a bit of moolah during the hot summer of 1988.
2. Action Jackson wants to go to town for some action but he has to work overtime so he...
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Percy Jackson is the guy we all want but will never find . But he’s my percy 😉
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He is such a dog, who has a small wennie and loves pee pee
JACKSON RITTER YOUR A DOG, AND YOU TOOK MY GF
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1. That guy on Stargate SG-1 that was all "Oh I'm too important for this show" so he quit but then he came crawling back.
2. That guy that makes Xie piss his pants laughing
"Blha blah blah blah blah, Daniel Jackson" - Teal'c
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