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Maria is one of the most funny, playful and just perfect people u could ever be able to meet. Shes the baddest bitch in the entire world and you'll be the most lucky person ever if you're friends with her. Shes literally the definition of perfect and everybody should like her.
"OMG !! is that maria !?!?? shes literally the coolest person here !!!!"
" OMG YES ! IT IS HER !!"
" Ugh, i wish i was as cool as her.."
Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
Jerry: there is maria, i want to fuck her
Maria: there is jerry i want to fuck him
…they fuck allot
Maria is a popular person. She has a friendly and approachable personality. She has a close knit friend group. She loves her family very much. She is a passionate and determined person.
Maria won another race for the school!
The best person I've ever met, your best friend, always kind, laughs a lot, gets the short end of the stick from other people. She always takes opportunities when they're given to them, litteraly perfect.
I'd love to be like Maria one day
Maria is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd.
Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.
All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.
She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction.
Maria/Mary is something you call a female when they are a virgin. Because of Virgin Mary.
Guy: hey Maria how is it going
Female: my name is not Maria
A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock
B: who's there?
A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?
A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.