An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.
Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.
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The ultimate cook of all Halo games!
Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
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Just the trashiest whiskey driven, (Dickey Betts) hang-em-high havin', rebel flag flying, my-horn-doesn't-work-so-look-for-the-finger,
I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.
people:
Danger Ranger
Middle-Georgia located person
Jones County person
Dickey Betts
Gary Rossington
Ted Nugent
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when a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse on the beach . the guy takes out his penis , rubs it in the sand and puts it back in the vagina . like a churro .
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-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
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One who is adept in the decipherment and construction of riddles and who has survived numerous riddle challenges
One day i will become a Master Riddler .
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A person in real life can wear this name with honor this is when they have seen/caught all the pokemon as they come out this will require buying any new pokemon games as they realese as well goes for the tv shows to.(this can result in a bad thing as well...seeing a virtual pet more important than other things)
#1 Rob:Dude there is Ted now, I hear he has a spikey-eared pichu
Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!
#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you
Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event
Mom:srry i have to work hun
Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*
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