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A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.
I took a bath and decided to give myself a bubble-bath cumgasm!
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Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.
"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."
"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."
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When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.
John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby
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To cover one's body with deodorant or purfume to disguise the stank instead of showering.
After John got back from the party he just took a spanish whore's bath and went straight to work.
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giving head;
monkey= dick
bath= blowjob
I wanna give your monkey a bath!
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When you get blowed in the bathtub
Dude my friend bath blowed me last night it was hot
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Blogging.
People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.
Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!
I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)
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