New Jersey Burrito Dog

When 2 gay men rub their penises together

Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"

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burrito de la verga

Cock meat burrito

Hey man I’ve never been here. What should I order?

Definitely try the burrito de la verga! It’s unforgettable!

Excuse me, i’d Love to try your burrito de la verga. It comes highly recommended.

I don't talk burrito

Usually when a mexican is insulting you in spanish you can answer that, meaning that you dont give a fuck.

-"hijo de puta, come pollas de mierda"
+"sorry bitch, I don't talk burrito"

National Stripper and Burrito Day

National Stripper and Burrito Day is celebrated every year on April 24th. We celebrate the love we have for both Strippers and Burritos.

I wish everyday was National Stripper and Burrito Day

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

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Double Oreo stuffed burrito

When two 6”5 huge wanker African guys and a 5”1 two millimeter defeater pp tripple team a white women in the bedroom

Jimmy: Hey Alex did you hear than anything got the double Oreo stuffed burrito from rayquan tjay and hector

Alex: yea bro that must of huuurt!

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tube steak burrito

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

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