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The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.
Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!
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This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?
Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?
John Mayer: *sniffle*
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What people write in your yearbook when they don't really know you and are trying to think of something nice to say.
Kristen didn't actually know Molly, so when Molly asked her to sign her yearbook, Kristen wrote:
Hey, Molly! We had a great year, huh? You're such a cool person. Don't ever change. HAGS!
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This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.
Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.
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verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole
excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?
yes u can sir $100.
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dude, your trucks looking pretty dirty, you need to change her panties
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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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